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"What do you do with a Drunken Templar?"
October 27th, 2010
Pencil and pen
What do you do with a drunken Templar?
Take him on a tour of the brothels of Antioch, of course! (That is, if you're a certain Andronicus Comnenus). And, this WAS a scene from the book. And I laughed.
And deviantART needs to allow for longer title spaces.
"Goodness graciousness, Sir Templar Knight! Thou hast been assailed by Lust!"*
Okay, everyone all together now: 1, 2, 3: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! POOR GODFREY!!!!
You are cruel Andronicus, so very, very cruel...Don't you just want to hug that poor guy (Godfrey that is, not Andronicus. )?! Andronicus has no compassion for the poor tempted celibate.
Sooooooo.....this takes place after Andronicus asks Godfrey if he wants to tour Antioch and they're hanging out and being Drinking Buddies . So, what's the first stop on the tour? Andronicus' favorite brothels.
Wow.
Like I said, he's terribly cruel. Godfrey's not THAT drunk Andronicus (that is, he's not drunk enough to throw his vows of celibacy to the wind)... awww....Poor Godfrey. Oh yeah, and that's his cloak he's pulling over his head, to shield his gaze from temptation. *VIRGIN EYES!! VIIIIRGIN EYES!!!*
Hookers:
Andronicus: "Hey, hey, HEY???!!!"
Godfrey: "Yea, though I walk through the dark valley, I shall fear no evil...."
RUN GODFREY!!! RUN!!!! BRAVELY RUN AWAY, AWAY!!!!!!
Blame my little sister for this (and, well, all of the totally random but somehow hilariously appropriate modern pop songs that *somehow* pertain to the pictures I draw), but....it *is* rather perfect for Andronicus: [link]
"Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer,
Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are, you you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer)
Boy don't try to front
I (I) know just (just) what you are-are-are
Boy don't try to front
I (I) know just (just) what you are-are-are"
And, note to self: Perspective takes a long time. Never attempt it AGAIN.
*Credit for that one goes to ~ThatOneGuy92 'ppreciate it very much sir.
Other Crown of the World inspired pieces:
The Crown of the World
25 Expressions: Godfrey de Montferrat
Malik, Godfrey and Jacques sketch
Oh Godfrey
Poor Jacques
An (almost) Friendless Templar
A Serenading Saracen
Godfrey meets Baldwin IV
Well, this is awkward
A Beef with Gerard de Ridefort
Godfrey's Singing
Dreams of Chivalry
Dormez-vous?
Godfrey and Baldwin-Calvin and Hobbes Style
Godfrey de Montferrat, Knight of the Temple
Boys will be Boys
Drinking Buddies
What do you do with a Drunken Templar?
Chibi Godfrey
October 27th, 2010
Pencil and pen
What do you do with a drunken Templar?
Take him on a tour of the brothels of Antioch, of course! (That is, if you're a certain Andronicus Comnenus). And, this WAS a scene from the book. And I laughed.
And deviantART needs to allow for longer title spaces.
"Goodness graciousness, Sir Templar Knight! Thou hast been assailed by Lust!"*
Okay, everyone all together now: 1, 2, 3: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! POOR GODFREY!!!!
You are cruel Andronicus, so very, very cruel...Don't you just want to hug that poor guy (Godfrey that is, not Andronicus. )?! Andronicus has no compassion for the poor tempted celibate.
Sooooooo.....this takes place after Andronicus asks Godfrey if he wants to tour Antioch and they're hanging out and being Drinking Buddies . So, what's the first stop on the tour? Andronicus' favorite brothels.
Wow.
Like I said, he's terribly cruel. Godfrey's not THAT drunk Andronicus (that is, he's not drunk enough to throw his vows of celibacy to the wind)... awww....Poor Godfrey. Oh yeah, and that's his cloak he's pulling over his head, to shield his gaze from temptation. *VIRGIN EYES!! VIIIIRGIN EYES!!!*
Hookers:
Andronicus: "Hey, hey, HEY???!!!"
Godfrey: "Yea, though I walk through the dark valley, I shall fear no evil...."
RUN GODFREY!!! RUN!!!! BRAVELY RUN AWAY, AWAY!!!!!!
Blame my little sister for this (and, well, all of the totally random but somehow hilariously appropriate modern pop songs that *somehow* pertain to the pictures I draw), but....it *is* rather perfect for Andronicus: [link]
"Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer,
Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are, you you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer)
Boy don't try to front
I (I) know just (just) what you are-are-are
Boy don't try to front
I (I) know just (just) what you are-are-are"
And, note to self: Perspective takes a long time. Never attempt it AGAIN.
*Credit for that one goes to ~ThatOneGuy92 'ppreciate it very much sir.
Other Crown of the World inspired pieces:
The Crown of the World
25 Expressions: Godfrey de Montferrat
Malik, Godfrey and Jacques sketch
Oh Godfrey
Poor Jacques
An (almost) Friendless Templar
A Serenading Saracen
Godfrey meets Baldwin IV
Well, this is awkward
A Beef with Gerard de Ridefort
Godfrey's Singing
Dreams of Chivalry
Dormez-vous?
Godfrey and Baldwin-Calvin and Hobbes Style
Godfrey de Montferrat, Knight of the Temple
Boys will be Boys
Drinking Buddies
What do you do with a Drunken Templar?
Chibi Godfrey
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