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"What do you do with a Drunken Templar?"
October 27th, 2010
Pencil and pen


What do you do with a drunken Templar?

Take him on a tour of the brothels of Antioch, of course! (That is, if you're a certain Andronicus Comnenus). ;-) And, this WAS a scene from the book. ;-) And I laughed. :D

And deviantART needs to allow for longer title spaces. :hmm:

"Goodness graciousness, Sir Templar Knight! Thou hast been assailed by Lust!"*

Okay, everyone all together now: 1, 2, 3: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! POOR GODFREY!!!! :(

You are cruel Andronicus, so very, very cruel...Don't you just want to hug that poor guy (Godfrey that is, not Andronicus. ;-))?! :( Andronicus has no compassion for the poor tempted celibate. :(

Sooooooo.....this takes place after Andronicus asks Godfrey if he wants to tour Antioch and they're hanging out and being Drinking Buddies . So, what's the first stop on the tour? Andronicus' favorite brothels.

Wow.

Like I said, he's terribly cruel. Godfrey's not THAT drunk Andronicus (that is, he's not drunk enough to throw his vows of celibacy to the wind)... awww....Poor Godfrey. =( :eyepopping: Oh yeah, and that's his cloak he's pulling over his head, to shield his gaze from temptation. *VIRGIN EYES!! VIIIIRGIN EYES!!!* :innocent:


Hookers: :iconflirtplz:

Andronicus: :iconthefonzplz: "Hey, hey, HEY???!!!"

Godfrey: :iconimsorryplz: "Yea, though I walk through the dark valley, I shall fear no evil...."


RUN GODFREY!!! RUN!!!! BRAVELY RUN AWAY, AWAY!!!!!! :sprint:

Blame my little sister for this (and, well, all of the totally random but somehow hilariously appropriate modern pop songs that *somehow* pertain to the pictures I draw), but....it *is* rather perfect for Andronicus: [link]

"Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer,
Oh womanizer, oh you're a womanizer, baby
You you you are, you you you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer (womanizer)

Boy don't try to front
I (I) know just (just) what you are-are-are
Boy don't try to front
I (I) know just (just) what you are-are-are"



And, note to self: Perspective takes a long time. Never attempt it AGAIN.

*Credit for that one goes to ~ThatOneGuy92 'ppreciate it very much sir. ;-)


Other Crown of the World inspired pieces:

The Crown of the World
25 Expressions: Godfrey de Montferrat
Malik, Godfrey and Jacques sketch
Oh Godfrey
Poor Jacques
An (almost) Friendless Templar
A Serenading Saracen
Godfrey meets Baldwin IV
Well, this is awkward
A Beef with Gerard de Ridefort
Godfrey's Singing
Dreams of Chivalry
Dormez-vous?
Godfrey and Baldwin-Calvin and Hobbes Style
Godfrey de Montferrat, Knight of the Temple
Boys will be Boys
Drinking Buddies
What do you do with a Drunken Templar?
Chibi Godfrey
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